Tease me, please me

God, I would LOVE to have the courage to wear a shirt like this in public.

Imagine seeing me lumbering through a shopping mall or in a restaurant; my gigantic gut wobbling and shaking with my every step; totally unaware of how much flab was cascading over my too-tight waistband.

What would you say to me? How would you react to seeing my hugely fat belly bulging out for everyone to see? How disgusted would you be to see my massively over-sized breasts sagging out?