Advice needed

What kind of underwear looks good on us fat guys? (Not to make us look thinner, of course!) No, I mean what kind of underwear makes us look even more obese than we already are? You can probably see that I like CK tighty-whities as my big gut really seems to bulge out over the too-tight waistband. But what do you think makes fat boys like me really stand out - would you like to see me bulging out of a thong or a g-string, or maybe a Japanese fundoshi like this fat pig?


Which reminds me - I've just bought a really skimpy Speedo that makes me look HUGE. If you're good boys this Christmas maybe Santa will bring you a shower video! Now, who's been naughty - really naughty?!?!?