Rubbing that lotion into my swollen fat gut felt so good I had to keep going. This one is also for Dr. Curiosity. Enjoyed our chat last night, my friend!
Well, look at you, quivering around like so much Jell-o. Turning into a real cow there aren't you, got B-cup utters and everything. I'd love to watch you try to do some sit-ups. With that lazy, out of shape gut, I bet you can't even do one. How did you let yourself get so disgustingly huge?
I didn't say do sit-ups, I realize that's right out of the question. I just said try, but I guess even that might be beyond the capabilities of that pathetic pudged out paunch that you've grown around your middle. Just thought it'd be interesting to see if you could make it half way up or not. Of course that would require that you stop stuffing your greedy face long enough to try it. And looking at you I doubt that's going to happen, is it lard-ass?
Well, look at you, quivering around like so much Jell-o. Turning into a real cow there aren't you, got B-cup utters and everything. I'd love to watch you try to do some sit-ups. With that lazy, out of shape gut, I bet you can't even do one. How did you let yourself get so disgustingly huge?
ReplyDeleteI didn't say do sit-ups, I realize that's right out of the question. I just said try, but I guess even that might be beyond the capabilities of that pathetic pudged out paunch that you've grown around your middle. Just thought it'd be interesting to see if you could make it half way up or not. Of course that would require that you stop stuffing your greedy face long enough to try it. And looking at you I doubt that's going to happen, is it lard-ass?
ReplyDeleteMatiron, go brush your stinky teeth.
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