Immense

So the taste police at YouTube have decided that my most popular video "Bulging out" (where my massive hairy gut is bursting out of a too-tight shirt) is too hot for them. I don't know what they're complaining about - it's just a hugely overweight fat boy dressed in jock strap and weightlifter's belt showing off his gigantic stomach and bulging tits. Well, maybe I can see their point!

To make up for it I ate myself stupid. Seriously, in about 2 hours I must have put away over 8,000 calories. My gut was so full it hurt - but it hurt so good! It was all I could do to to haul my bloated body over to the bed and show off my swollen belly for you guys. I hope you appreciate what I go through for you! :-)

How much bigger would you like me to get? Another 20lbs? Another 100lbs? Let me know.